If you cannot afford to employ a cat gardener, this limited offer might interest you: you can employ one and get one free! This comes in very handy when you want to gobble up the newest dark, twisty, … Continue reading Cat-gardening Chronicles:Buy one cat-gardener: GET ONE FREE!
If you are applying for a cat-gardening job you cannot carry this photo with your portfolio! Cat-gardening Chronicles: Hope’s Roses in darkness If you are serious about starting your career as a cat-gardener, this is one photo you cannot take … Continue reading Cat-Gardening chronicles: Peaky Blinders & a lace dress
Cat-gardening was rattled by a friend’s fractured shoulder this month. She returned from a long visit with pain filled surgery and slow healing. Then fell into the mistake of trying out a grubby, dreary physiotherapy clinic with an incompetent … Continue reading Cat-gardening Chronicles: Ginger baths & ginger oil
Sorrow has wings inside which cat-gardening puts out seeds then works to grow and nurture A tiny affordable cool harbor of Something very like happiness or Its miniscule huts of hope & calm Where the embrace from peace Comes … Continue reading Cat-gardening Chronicles:perfume from paradise
A large cup of filtered coffee luckily was drunk before reading the garden’s newspaper which dislodged its dreadful news! Reminding me that any newspaper, even the one penned by your adored garden can throttle you! The rats had torn up … Continue reading Cat-gardening Chronicles :kissing Creeping Charlie
Cat-gardening Chronicles 43 The Garden’s Little New Attic & the rain & The Staircase! There is something about being led by the garden to that tiny new attic it has built up in the night, just for you to … Continue reading Cat-gardening Chronicles: the garden attic & Netflix’s The Staircase!
Creepy & Crawly inside the Cat-gardening Chronicles 40 There are enough creeps crawling around in all gardens as we cat-gardeners have seen all too often: those slugs and snails, that horrendous fat rat, a bandicoot who tears up … Continue reading Cat-gardening Chronicles & Black Mirror from Netflix to scare yourself to near death!
Cat-gardening Chronicles 35 – An acre of lawn gobbles up 27,000 gallons of water every week! Get ducks instead! Cat-gardening first of all permits an hour of snoozing, with no pay cuts, but puts you in prison if you … Continue reading Cat-gardening Chronicles 35: sunshine saves you buying Vitamin D!
Saturday will be my No Shopping Day! I will try not to spend the whole day in dreaming of catnip! Though that would certainly be better than shopping for anything at all! Unless it is to check out some gourmet … Continue reading Cat-gardening Chronicles 35