putting me in charge of the smaller plant, the English Ivy? And also because it hardly needs any watering? Packing me off to the bathroom is not a climb up in my career.
Well I am not happy about the demotion. Cat-gardeners have feelings too. I have only this to say to you: Neither the Red Aglaonema (which caused my downfall) nor the English Ivy can PURR! So remember that before you fire me!