How come the animal communicator to whom our Mom paid up 300 dollars got it all wrong, again????
- She first of all got our sex wrong! She said she was talking about ‘him’ and ‘him’ when we both are girls!
2. She said we sometimes soiled the litter boxes (which we never do) because we did not like the new boyfriend or the old husband! Actually we were just needling Mom for some more catnip before dinner!
3. She told our Mom that we love to sit on the window sill! But then all the other cats, 1000’s of them shared their stories with us and we all said the same thing “ALL CATS SIT ON WINDOW SILLS! After all, what are window sills for?”
4. When they blather on and on and on about us and our likes and dislikes, how come no one asks us if she is getting anything right about us? She or he is vague, buttery, general, useless, irksome and dishonest!
5. we are now wondering whether all cats go to sleep for 18 hours just to keep away from the next silly, sly, thieving, cheating Animal Communicator/Pet Psychic come to empty out the pockets or the bank account!