Just reading between the lines
About all those Pet Psychics who
Charge 500 or 700 or 100 dollars
And cash of all kinds for readings
But often get the sex of the cat
Or the dog wrong, and even talk
To a tortoise that was only a toy!
(When one tv channel caught them
Out by asking them to talk to a lost
Tortoise by showing them the pic
Of a plastic tortoise, I began to
Think it is time we join hands
With all the animals of the world
And become our own Pet Psychics!
We think it is rude to pretend to
Talk to us, when most of us go to
Sleep when they are on the phone,
Cashing in on our lives with lies and
Ludicrous insane answers to stupid
Questions from silly animal lovers,
We must now make up our minds
To create our very own Pet Psychic
Policing to crush all Fakes & Frauds!