I am your honest reliable Purring Psychic & Medium

I am the Purring Psychic! I can give you a reading telling that you will never grow old!

My readings for customers cost 200 dollars for the first three answers to your questions on the phone, and 400 dollars if I visit your house which can only happen if I am not asleep!

For 10 questions I charge 700 dollars plus a cup full of catnip! And now here are some very important green readings for all my old and new customers!

  1. This reading is about the riches you will accrue if you stop using an anti-ageing cream! Your money angel recommends: use 2 egg whites, 2 tblsp runny honey, one tsp. almond oil and juice of one lemon.
  2. Whisk ingredients together in a bowl. 
  3. Brush the mixture onto clean, damp skin, avoiding the eye-area.
  4. Leave for 15 minutes and then rinse off.

This reading has just saved you  500 dollars that you were about to lose by buying an anti-ageing cream!

Remember that the sooner you pay me for your readings, the sooner I can pay up my dues to The Reader’s Digest from where I have purloined (doing cold readings!) these prospering tips!

This easy to use face mask is very effective and is a fraction of the prize of similar commercial salon treatments and anti-ageing preparaions!

  • Cold-pressed apricot kernel oil is rich in vitamin E. Smooth it around your eyes to prevent dryness and wrinkling.
  • Refresh your skin’s correct pH balance by dabbing on some diluted apple cider vinegar after a shower!
  • For dry skin, take one tablespoon apricot kernel oil daily. It enriches the skin’s natural oil!
  • You can pay me with your credit card or send me a cheque! But if it bounces I might have to change the reading!

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