I am the Purring Psychic! I can give you a reading telling that you will never grow old!
My readings for customers cost 200 dollars for the first three answers to your questions on the phone, and 400 dollars if I visit your house which can only happen if I am not asleep!
For 10 questions I charge 700 dollars plus a cup full of catnip! And now here are some very important green readings for all my old and new customers!
- This reading is about the riches you will accrue if you stop using an anti-ageing cream! Your money angel recommends: use 2 egg whites, 2 tblsp runny honey, one tsp. almond oil and juice of one lemon.
- Whisk ingredients together in a bowl.
- Brush the mixture onto clean, damp skin, avoiding the eye-area.
- Leave for 15 minutes and then rinse off.
This reading has just saved you 500 dollars that you were about to lose by buying an anti-ageing cream!
Remember that the sooner you pay me for your readings, the sooner I can pay up my dues to The Reader’s Digest from where I have purloined (doing cold readings!) these prospering tips!
This easy to use face mask is very effective and is a fraction of the prize of similar commercial salon treatments and anti-ageing preparaions!
- Cold-pressed apricot kernel oil is rich in vitamin E. Smooth it around your eyes to prevent dryness and wrinkling.
- Refresh your skin’s correct pH balance by dabbing on some diluted apple cider vinegar after a shower!
- For dry skin, take one tablespoon apricot kernel oil daily. It enriches the skin’s natural oil!
- You can pay me with your credit card or send me a cheque! But if it bounces I might have to change the reading!