I am your favourite very Psychic Kitty and I predict that our neigbour
Is going to forget to switch off the motor all over again!
And our Human is going to get a heart attack over it!
Now the real question here is: who is going to praise and pamper
us cats For all the water we save, because we don’t believe in baths?
While we refuse to turn vegetarian (though if the world turned vegetarian our terrifying water crisis could be averted immediately) we will keep turning down
Offers to be washed!
Don’t be mean like our neighbor wasting precious water. Fix a
dripping hot tap. It could be wasting up to 10 bathtubs full of hot water a month, says the Reader’s Digest!
If you want more sensational predictions or oracles, just phone me with a credit card firmly attached to a tub of catnip!
And I don’t give discounts!