I will let you in on a heavenly secret!
I am a psychic Kitty! If you want to
Find out the secret of what your cat
Loves most in the world, I can tell you
Through my intuition, insight and my
Sixth sense and my crystal bowl, plus
My tarot card and my PSI and ESP
And numerology and clairvoyance!
And even my very own Ouija board!
This treat spoke to me in the dark
Using its six letter word and after you
Pay me with your credit card or even
A paper packet, you shall know it!
It reveals itself to me through pics
through your cat’s weird tricks &
a crazy silly mad dance she does!
Are you paying me now? Shall I
Book you in for this online reading?