Why do Hydrangea Women….

fiction humor, flower stories, photo challenge exquisite, Uncategorized

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Why do hydrangea women always put on

So much weight in London? They let go of

Themselves recklessly and then swell up to

look like cookers, footballs and often like

Massive old refrigerators that need to be

dismantled and discarded for the planet’s good

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And in India hydrangea ladies oddly lose all their

Extra pounds and become slim and neat and so

Very small, like tea kettles and cups and mugs

But they all hang on firmly to their make up boxes

of sky blue and cloudy purple and pink sugar

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dipped in a dish of milk and cream and custard

and no matter how you try to tell them to behave

with decorum and decency, they always prefer to

become fat and huge and massive like ships all

ready to sail for the magic ocean that welcomes

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obesity in flowers, as if it was their right and they

tell their advisers to shut up and mind their manners!

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